Episode 37 : Hanging (By A Moment) Tonight, I Just Feel So Helpless
(DISCLAIMER: This is not an endorsement of an actual currency, crypto or otherwise. In fact, quite the opposite, as money is stupid and only real because we as a society pretend it has value. The following, at its core, is me taking a joke made on this episode too far, as per usual. This is the second half of the Minivan Rock episode. Link to the list is below. Enjoy the madness.)
[To the tune of “Click, Click Boom” by Saliva]
C'mon, c'mon!
C'mon, c'mon!
All those Saturdays when bros go out and play
Yo, I was up in my room, I was on the blockchain
Wasn't faded, not jaded, just a lad
With a mouse and a screen and virtual financial cravings
All this, I seek, I find
I push my hard drive to the line
Make it, take it, right click it
Until my token’s overrated!
Click, click, coin!
I'm coming down for your bitcoin, bro this ain’t no tangible note
Click, click, coin!
I'm mining down for that new style and you know it's Centralised
Click, click, coin!
Digital money movement, touring 'round the nation
Leaving the boys in devastation (HODL!)
(We’re talking about this article: https://www.billboard.com/media/lists/minivan-rock-50-greatest-songs-9364720/ )
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